Chick Flicks

ok... so school's starting. i need some semblance of a destressing routine if i'm going to make it to christmas. thus, ta-da... Chick Flicks! *collective gasp*
i know, i know... chick flicks- lame and sappy. i myself don't really enjoy said flicks when the make me cry like a 2 year old. but- i have put together a list of movies that are a fail-safe fool-proof zip-a-dee-doo-da way to a better day.
(yes- i'm feeling corny. leave me alooooone.
ok- criteria:
1) must involve hot male-age. (obviously.) if i'm having a bad day- it is essential that i get to stare at loverly gorgeous guys for an hour and a half without interruption.
2) ...
actually- i didn't get past the hot guys.
oh well.

list:::::::


1)Drive Me Crazy
ok... one of the sappiest teen movies ever... BUT- it has Adrien Grenier, and as you see from my man list (earlier post)... i have a weakness for big floppy hair and pouty lips.
and adrien grenier... so this movie is essential.

---acceptable replacement- 1st season of Entourage



2)Mean Girls
"my boobs can tell when it's going to rain."
"really?!?"
"well... they can tell when it's raining"
CLASSIC.
also- the soccer guy? yea- he gets hotter every time i see it

---acceptable replacement- Clueless. (why? because it's ALSO a classic.see what i did there? it's called improv. yea- i'm pretty much awesome at that.)



3)Pretty In Pink
because i have a thing for awful prom dresses, reformed jerks, and the Duckster.

---acceptable replacement- 16 Candles.(oooh- Jake Ryan *fangirl squeal*)



4)Legally Blonde
i don't even like Luke Wilson, and I STILL love this movie. that's how good it is. also- is it sad that this convinced me I want to be a lawyer?
...
don't answer that.

--- acceptable replacement- none... this is an essential!


5)Ten things I Hate About You
Seriously? You're reading the explanation? It's Ten Things!
lord.

--- acceptable replacement- yea, right.


6)The Improtance of Being Earnest-
i have the biggest crush on colin firth. i don't care how old he is- he's so freakin pretty!

---acceptable replacement- Bridget Jones 1&2... actually... those should be supplements, not replacements. you can never have too much firth.


honorable mentions:

Never Been Kissed- ooh, hot for teacher
Chasing Liberty- tall and gangly? check. british accent? check. hotness? check^4
The Princess Diaries- aaah Rooneylove.
Coyote Ugly- makes me want to dance on tables and snog random food-service workers.
Pride and Prejudice- the one with matthew mcfadden... because it has matthew mcfadden
The Sweetest Thing- okay... it grosses me out but it's so hilarious
Can't Buy Me Love- aww- teenage Dr. Mcdreamy!
The Sure Thing- john cusack. 'nuff said

Guy Candy

mmkay- i found a post on the fashion spot that listed a bunch of hott (two t's for exxtra hottness) guys and thought, huh...
this is completely useless and unproductive.
...
perfect.
so i'm making my own
because i have yet to figure out how to post images from my computer onto fashionspot.
lame.
anyways-
here goes...
the list
kicks off with a personal favorite- the guy who made geeks "cool" again...
(as if they ever stopped?)


Adam Brody as Seth Cohen (The OC)
reason:
i like my boys geeky
also- He listens to Deathcab, and yet doetsn't have the urge to straighten his sexy curls into a gay sway. must look into this phenomenon...



Matthew Mcfadden as Mr. Darcy (Pride and Prejudice
reason:
"i love you... most ARDENTLY"
gotta love a guy with a nice vocabulary.
:)
also- gorgey blue eyes don't hurt.



Hugh Laurie as House
reason:
he's insensitive, sarcastic, blunt, and old enough to be my dad.
translation:
sexpot.



Adrian Brody a la Liberty Heights- i couldn't find the right picture...
reason:
he plays a moody jewish kid who falls in love with some preppy princess chick, and when she goes psycho, he's still mr. sensitive
...
real reason:
i have a thing for guys with big noses.




Christian Bale a la The Prestige
reason:
um...
it's Christian Bale.



Jason Schwartzman aka thatcuteguyfromthatbandintheprincessdiaries a la Rooney... or the Princess Diaries
reason:
in the movie, he fixes cars, and plays a keyboard with m&ms on it.
and i love m&ms so...



Adrien Grenier a la thatabcfamilymoviewiththatchickfromsabrinatheteenagewitchwhereheplayshergeekyneighborbutthenshemakeshimovertomakeherboyfriendjealousandfallsinlove...imdb says: "Drive Me Crazy", also- "devil Wears Prada", and "entourage"
reason:
two words-
jew fro.



Sean Biggerstaff as Oliver Wood
reason:
cute smirk, and adorably gawky
pervy reason:
his last name's Wood.
and he says about 12 variations of "let me seeyour broomstick" per book.
:)



Cubist Literature guy
reason:
ok... so even though he's probably gay, he's very hot in a connor oberst-y way. AND hes makes things.
so there.



Danny from Mcfly
reason:
yes, his band leaves something to be desired... but his deep, scratchy voice and perpetually floppy hair make up for it.
bonus: he distracted me from both that guy's abs and Lindsay Lohan's acting in "Just My Luck"...
and that would make anybody hot.



This guy from Facehunter
reason:
it's all about the hair



Patrick Dempsey a la Grey's Anatomy
reason:
I think "Dr. McDreamy" says it all.



Heath Ledger a la 10 Things I Hate About You
reason(s):
1) he buys her a guitar
2) ...
hello?!?
he buys her a freaking guitar.
geez



aaaaah maleness.